KNIGHT: in which the certain words"ill have to carry you away like a knight in shining armor" are not uttered by in fact a knight,should be responded with a glare

All right, happy Friday! I leave you with this post for the weekend, you know the drill, leave your opinion in the comments along with any mistakes I made in grammar. Or even suggestions. I hope you enjoy this story as much as I am.:)

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i grabbed the tea pot and quickly took the lid off and threw it on something. he screeched and back off bumping into the wall making picture frames crash. i looked around quickly and took a nearby lamp and wrenched it out of the wall . i raised my arms behidn me and thwacked him hard on the head knocking him out with a slight crackign noise like stepping on a cockroach. surprisngly, the lamp did not break. breathing hard i looked at heir and said, “so,”, i put my hand on my hip and threw the lamp behidn me and said, “looks like the underworlds got a few leaky jars.”

heir shrank slightly away from something, “i have no idea what that means.”

“it means botulism my friend.”, i said firmly.

heir bumped into the side table and practically shrieked. i looked back at him quickly, then raised an eyebrow. “wow, you're seriously the most bunny like demon.”

then suddenly it looked as if he was about to cry, he wailed making me jump in surprise, “that's because im a rabbit demon dammit.”

i surpressed my laughter and put my hand on his shoulders, “but you were so scary according to my uncle. it's okay, you're still a demon, yoru plenty evil, don't worry.”

he looked at me miserably, making me realise he was seriously like a child, “im only confident enough to be scary with teenagers.”

i guffawed, and couldnt help myself from leaning forward holding my stomach. i stopped laughing after a few moment through spuirts of giggles and wipign away tears i said, “well then you may find it comforting that i am still a teenager.”

he looked at me, and i truly saw he was a rabbit demon,although to tell you the truth im rather wondering how rabbits can be considered evil. perhaps all the fluff just made someone really angry and they said, ‘yoru a demon now.’. heir pouted slightly, “really?”

i smiled encouraging, “yes, really.”

there was a moment of silence before heir gasped loudly and almost screeched, “i forgot i was supposed to be evil and menacing.”, his eyes narrowed in ashame and his face went into this wierd twisted shrewd look, “death is gonna look at me funny again.”

once again i couldnt stifle my laughter, i guffawed and laughed until my sides hurt again. then wiping a few tears away i looked at him and he siad looking at me shrewdly and accusingly , “you're not gonna take me serious anymore are you?”

then to answer him i simply pretended to tip my hat while smirking, and swiftly twisted my body while raising my leg and kicked him in the stomach. he coughed and i bowed slightly and made my escape, i ran through the hallway and back into the alley and laughed. a bunny demon, fancy that!